headlines

Madoff financial scandal proves once again that Jews are good at building pyramids

Markets continue to efficiently allocate social unrest across the global economy

Bull Shit Incorporated posted its first loss in 25 yrs on insider information that what it was selling was bullshit. the news also roiled shareholders at BSI's parent company, the world's largest fan-maker

Whores nationwide concerned about what rapid deflation would do to hourly wages

deep throughts

people always say "all you need is love!" but sometimes i need other things, like a hole punch, or some twine. this goes to show that people are not in touch with reality.