contender #1: yo mama so fat she fill the gap in human evolution
contender #2: yo mama so fat she caused The Flood when she fell in the bathtub
contender #1: yo mama so fat oil prices fell after her liposuction
contender #2: yo mama so fat it's high tide when she at the beach
contender #1: yo mama so fat she IS her high cholesterol count
contender #2: well, yo mama so fat she need a passport to sit in one place
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well, yo mama so fat, her gravitational pull threw Uranus off orbit.
yo mama so fat she owns a krispy kreme season pass
yo mama so fat, she's the reason the universe keeps expanding.
yo mama's so fat, she ate the Milky Way for breakfast.
yo mama so ugly, they filmed "gorillas in the mist" in her shower
oh we talkin bout the ugly now? yo mama so ugly...well, look at you.
yeah, we talkin about ugly... and yo mama so ugly she couldn't get fucked in prison with a hand full of pardons
yo mama so ugly the prison pardoned her just so they wouldn't have to look at her ugly ass no more.
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