overheard in America

the public: "so, mr. president, why are there top secret war games modeling a bombing campaign against iran? what justification is there to invade another middle eastern country?"

bush #2: "heh heh. see, we got it all figured out now. we've got the same intelligence as last time. it's just we mixed up our 'n's and 'q's before."

the public: "it all makes sense now. good thing we paid our taxes."