deep throughts: child art

why are people making such an uproar about the hannah montana chick on vanity fair? by expressing outrage those people are simply showing their regressive, repressive natures. what's the matter with a 15yr old child star artfully semi-nude? these conservative sex-haters just don't understand the creative tension required for true art. an artist must make virtual love with his subject, young or old. people take suggestive pictures of teenagers all the time. so conservatives, your agenda is vacuous! it's time to liberate the younger generation from old fashioned ways. let us lure our children away from america's puritan playground. they're so beautiful and curious and fragile and warm and deserving of our adoring eyes.