here's the graphite from my pencil, marry me

just a reminder to all mis-informed ladies: diamonds are not worth what they make you believe. don't be caught by the price manipulation and marketing hype, unless you compare yourself to a mere piece of carbon. cuz you know, you're all truly such *complex* pieces of carbon that you should be treated with commensurate respect.

“If you don’t support the price,” Andrei V. Polyakov, a spokesman for Alrosa, said, “a diamond becomes a mere piece of carbon.”