police state america

I want to be free to live, able to have what I need to live
Bring the power back to the street, where the people live

deep throughts

i was once riding on the train and thought "why do that girl's breasts keep staring at me?"

sometimes when you see a vice you are tempted to put your head in it. but don't put your head in that vice, the main reason being someone might, try to stick something in your butt while you are incapacitated. that is, your head will be stuck in a vice, while something is stuck in your butt. that can be very confusing to the average person who is not accustomed to such things.

if i were a Transformer, it would suck if my object form was a solved rubik's cube. cuz every time we're trying to de-transform to hide from the humans i would take forever to solve myself and all the other Transformers would be like "dude, hurry the fuck up, you're taking for-ever." that can get really old when it's voiced in robot monotone.

marijuana plants must have the most inflated egos of all other plants. everyone is always complimenting them. for example: "this is some goooood shit, man." or "man, this was some gooood shit." but what they don't realize is that we're just using them to get with their hot friend cocaine. cocaine is a hell of a drug.