stream of consciousness: the bad seed / 616 / mark of the beats

let him that understands count the numbers in the belly of my beast, at the very least, the number of the Man / written to his beats, heard him speak from the 16th chamber, times-6 centuries, add it, danger / stranger, i'm none to violence nor to silence, an angered emcee strangler, known to rhyme blitz / dangler, of your conversation, cliff hanger ya, complex fable of my god complex / -phone checks, this is micro-, scopic, detail, tho it might go off topic it might sell / retail she sells seashells, but then she sails off-the-charts just to top it, haha marc STOP it! / just because you got darts sharpened, and your young heart's hardened, don't mean you pardoned / bitch i beg your pardon! it's just i got this hard on, to prose-create, so don't emasculate, me else you might be late / and i might be late with my payments. why don't you take this milk for yo shake bitch? / i like to say "bitch", write rhymes for rapists, come get your hate mixed, Oh my gOsh! it's, just that i lost it all when my heart frosted, now i don't flake bitch! i'll up the stakes bitch so you just wait ...

[*waits for beat to reset* ]

... i heard you suckin snakes with em fuckin jakes, hope your duck gets draked, leave you duct in tape, stuck in place, ra-tat-tat... duckin weight / drowned in lakes, wearing concrete blocks by manolo, blahnik feet locks or... some-other shoe-homo / shew! i'm glad i don't home own, all up in your crisis, listening to you cry, shiiit sound just like hormones / or ho moans, weeping and gnashing of teeth, my bitch got rash and disease, yet still i creep it / or sleep with (big up to biggie smalls) what you're not bleeding? bun in the honey oven, not sure if i seeded? / please won't you keep it? i'm quick to ask that cuz i'm quick to blast that, dirty bastard, and put him in the cutest casket...

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[free association, written to the beat of the 16th chamber instrumental... for an ODB vocal]

the sexist scientist

did you know that (1) women's shopping sprees can be linked to their periods? and (2) a good spanking may make you closer to your spouse? this may help explain why women who live together buy the same overpriced handbags and why rihanna still loves chris brown.

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a tangential note: at the most fertile points of the menstrual cycle (prior to and around ovulation) women tend to have "more feminine" or higher pitched voices and are more attracted to rudebwoys. so guys, listen closely for those frequency cues, flirt aggressively, and send her off to the mall with a pat on the butt. if it's a really heavy flow, make it an outlet mall.

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also, i'm pretty sure science will one day prove kanye west is the biggest battybwoy i've ever seen. first clue: he calls himself the "louis vuitton don".

my take on mavado "so special"

but jaaaaah /
mih too special, i'm so special so special so special /
yuh av dub fi sale but yuh fail, it on special /
mih get gun retail den regale dem wit special //

gyangstaaaah /
fi get some gun metal, get gun metal gun metal gun metal /
nah trust no one, and mih nah rust gun metal /
shot buss fi fun, blood fi run from gun metal //

four staaar /
fi lock down dub session, down dub session dub session dub session /
forward fi come, crowd ah people dub session /
coward fi done, now mih breeze through dub session //

blood claaaat /
fi know dis dread reckon, dis dread reckon dread reckon dread reckon /
bare boom riddim, soon fi him fi get wreck on /
bare tune fi dem, tomb fi dem, jah jah beckon //

mih just daaaaamn /
way too special, too special too special too special //

the dragon

for others who might be interested in the real world run by the men in the shadows of power, a department of defense report on china's military strength [pdf].

stream of consciousness

your mind is a virgin's own / mine's a mad surgeon's / the hymen's the eardrum / tear one pop a verse in / the mic's on / i'm cursin' on rhymes / flow is surgin' / the timing, momentum / peers none / that i'm certain // of , fuck your whirlwind! / i sow wind and girlfriends / get blown / bullets burstin' (BLAAOWWW!) / now you soul searchin' / life signs / does it hurt when / felled flat by these word stings / i buss chests through vests / pierce 'n' flat-line steve irwins // too soon? / i'm just irkin' ya / just lurking for new wounds / or working them angles / so i can wrangle a few coons / i meant COINS / my wit is rare / exquisite like blue moons / once inna / word spin-i / wreck shizit like loo- toons // w'sup doc? / you seem mighty goosed / so i'll roast it / pun cocked i got words to let loose / rhymes unholstered / i'm coastin' / salud! / let's just toast this / here hold this / shot of liquor / behold this! / gun salute got you froze- / shiiiit // i'm golden / weight holding / truth be told / i'm emboldened / shots fi lick off / mih jus add two line deya / cah mih tick' off! /

brrrAAh-brrrrAAh! //

headlines

a "genocidal" increase in abortions 10-15 years ago may be responsible for the substantial decrease in the number of children molested by priests, vatican report shows //

conmen "livid with rage" after alleged ponzi scheme turns out to be a sound investment //

jim cramer puts jon stewart in the hot seat for "talking up books" on his show even thought stewart knew the authors were "[boring as fuck] intellectual scoundrels" //

headlines

gordon brown says US-UK bond "unbreakable"; US and UK bonds however still intrinsically worthless

hooker with a heart of gold succumbs to heavy metal poisoning

r&b crooner chris brown calls 911 after girlfriend rihanna allegedly assaults him with a rendition of "umbrella"