2.19.2009

headlines

quarterly results show that the nascent food rental business is failing

traders speak out: "government absolutely horrible at managing" the toxic financial assets produced by banks

rudeboys sue elementary schools for unsanctioned use of the numbers 38 and 45

celebrity nipple slip caught on camera during surgery for late stage breast cancer

2.10.2009

Bill Clinton, JFK.... and Me??

so i stumbled upon this picture of Bill Clinton shaking hands with JFK back in the day. then i noticed someone else eerily familiar-looking in the picture. apparently it is my destiny to become a time traveler.

2.04.2009

headlines

in a snarky response to the sole disruption of his lecture at Cambridge University, Chinese premier Wen Jiabao threw a shoe factory at an unruly protester. the ensuing opprobrium could be heard all the way to the T4 movie set where it distracted actor Christian Bale, who then beat a hapless cast member to death with his penis.

Bale VS O'Reilly


courtesy here.