damn. if you saw a boa constrictor in your toilet, you'd probably shit yourself, which is ok, cuz, you're at the toilet, except there's a fucking boa constrictor in it... a *boa constrictor*.
11.29.2006
snakes on a... john?
damn. if you saw a boa constrictor in your toilet, you'd probably shit yourself, which is ok, cuz, you're at the toilet, except there's a fucking boa constrictor in it... a *boa constrictor*.
11.26.2006
captions
half-fisherman half-spacetime-vortexmonster plagues Edmonton beach-goers
team of monkeys take break from writing novel to catch the game
desperate to boost troop morale americangovernment increases size of iraq war funds
11.20.2006
overheard at NSA headquarters
cryptanalyst: dude, did you see the new temp?
hr manager: yeah man... i'd *so* wiretap that ass!
hr manager: yeah man... i'd *so* wiretap that ass!
11.19.2006
headlines
1. San Francisco, CA - Flaming gay activist confesses to "tepid night" in motel abstaining with evangelical pastor
2. Washington, DC - Bush administration to implement "phased troop abandonment" in Iraq
3. Hotown, VA - Abortion clinic workers use wall of foetuses as human shield against pro-life lynch mob
4. Zion, עבריתville - Jews move israel to the moon; hamas develops space program
2. Washington, DC - Bush administration to implement "phased troop abandonment" in Iraq
3. Hotown, VA - Abortion clinic workers use wall of foetuses as human shield against pro-life lynch mob
4. Zion, עבריתville - Jews move israel to the moon; hamas develops space program
11.08.2006
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