today's w.t.f.

why is the temperature in palo alto colder than that in boston?

q.o.t.d

if i had a soul i would sell it. though it must have depreciated over the last few years.

chicken soup for the... well it's more like broth, that's rhymey

sometimes it all seems gray and all the seers-say is shit is fucked, you got no easy way out, you squeezin your last bit of luck, all you need today more bills to pay without the bigger bucks, but-bitterness is-dangerous, 'll leave you crushed like litter trucks, so don't give in or give it up, you got strong will, so give a fuck, just give it all and bring the pain, until you find your wind again, a healthy mind will mend again, with laughter made its medicine, and structure, faith and discipline, so much to gain, so play to win, and play it smart, don't be the fool, the knocks are hard in every school, and every part of every place, and everybody's in this race, scramblin' for their finish line, gamblin' with their very lives, outta breath, til death, so if you amblin' then you wasting time, so whether shit is gray or black, you gotta stick it, stay on track, though solid ground the seas surround, takes more than an ocean to break your back,

q.o.t.d

nothing but a pointed hand can soothe the whims of mobs of man

snippets of truth are often false but convenient

in the age of total information the prevalence of headlines, bottom lines, snippets and clips heralds a possible stagnation in the human approach to thinking, or perhaps signifies the upper bounds of computational capacity of the human brain. the necessarily complex physical, social, economic and cultural universe is reduced to oversimplified classifications in almost every debate that takes place, for the sake of mass consumption, leaving one to wonder when last a truly intelligent discussion was had. it is of direct consequence that the spurious dichotomy is the psychological control lever for political maneouvres in society. and it seems most humans, with either less time or capacity for original thought, simply decide whether to endorse one unidimensional projection of what should be a multidimensional concept over another, based on their current biases and calculations of expected utility of adherence to the social group endorsing the relevant view. when someone proclaims his/her beliefs across the information circuit, it becomes an immediate necessity for others to jump on a particular bandwagon for fear being ostracized or left behind.

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my first glory hole in paris

archeological find reveals hans solo was a polygamist

romantic phone booth encounter foiled by call on cell; irony keeps flames burning til call finished

after much lobbying gas stations make pumps suicide-accessible

inmates finally get what they've rioted for

catholic sees miraculous image of the virgin mary on church candle jars

brrr ?

what just happened. one minute there were posts and one minute there were none. and then here it is again? something is amiss. the latest conspiracy theories surrounding the coming-and-going of the m.in.d.f.light. shindig:

1) censored by chinese government for its propaganda
2) the jews
3) butterly trapped in time travel warp flapped its wings in dublin
4) keyboard malfunction while trying to minimize porn window on arrival of supervisor
5) outsourced, or replaced by cheaper mexican blog
6) probably the jews