stream of consciousness

your mind is a virgin's own / mine's a mad surgeon's / the hymen's the eardrum / tear one pop a verse in / the mic's on / i'm cursin' on rhymes / flow is surgin' / the timing, momentum / peers none / that i'm certain // of , fuck your whirlwind! / i sow wind and girlfriends / get blown / bullets burstin' (BLAAOWWW!) / now you soul searchin' / life signs / does it hurt when / felled flat by these word stings / i buss chests through vests / pierce 'n' flat-line steve irwins // too soon? / i'm just irkin' ya / just lurking for new wounds / or working them angles / so i can wrangle a few coons / i meant COINS / my wit is rare / exquisite like blue moons / once inna / word spin-i / wreck shizit like loo- toons // w'sup doc? / you seem mighty goosed / so i'll roast it / pun cocked i got words to let loose / rhymes unholstered / i'm coastin' / salud! / let's just toast this / here hold this / shot of liquor / behold this! / gun salute got you froze- / shiiiit // i'm golden / weight holding / truth be told / i'm emboldened / shots fi lick off / mih jus add two line deya / cah mih tick' off! /

brrrAAh-brrrrAAh! //

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a "genocidal" increase in abortions 10-15 years ago may be responsible for the substantial decrease in the number of children molested by priests, vatican report shows //

conmen "livid with rage" after alleged ponzi scheme turns out to be a sound investment //

jim cramer puts jon stewart in the hot seat for "talking up books" on his show even thought stewart knew the authors were "[boring as fuck] intellectual scoundrels" //

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gordon brown says US-UK bond "unbreakable"; US and UK bonds however still intrinsically worthless

hooker with a heart of gold succumbs to heavy metal poisoning

r&b crooner chris brown calls 911 after girlfriend rihanna allegedly assaults him with a rendition of "umbrella"

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quarterly results show that the nascent food rental business is failing

traders speak out: "government absolutely horrible at managing" the toxic financial assets produced by banks

rudeboys sue elementary schools for unsanctioned use of the numbers 38 and 45

celebrity nipple slip caught on camera during surgery for late stage breast cancer

Bill Clinton, JFK.... and Me??

so i stumbled upon this picture of Bill Clinton shaking hands with JFK back in the day. then i noticed someone else eerily familiar-looking in the picture. apparently it is my destiny to become a time traveler.

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in a snarky response to the sole disruption of his lecture at Cambridge University, Chinese premier Wen Jiabao threw a shoe factory at an unruly protester. the ensuing opprobrium could be heard all the way to the T4 movie set where it distracted actor Christian Bale, who then beat a hapless cast member to death with his penis.

Bale VS O'Reilly

courtesy here.