overheard in Tehran

mahmoud ahmadinejad: "we have an underwater missile that is faster than any other underwater missile in the world. our superior supercavitation missile technologies will allow us to destroy the navy of the great satan in the strait of hormuz!"

army general: "but we only had one. and we used it in the war games to show the international press."

mahmoud ahmadinejad: (whispering) "oooookkk. plan b. put the oil under israel. let them bomb the jews instead."