11.19.2006

headlines

1. San Francisco, CA - Flaming gay activist confesses to "tepid night" in motel abstaining with evangelical pastor

2. Washington, DC - Bush administration to implement "phased troop abandonment" in Iraq

3. Hotown, VA - Abortion clinic workers use wall of foetuses as human shield against pro-life lynch mob

4. Zion, עבריתville - Jews move israel to the moon; hamas develops space program

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