how the fuck could you pass a BABY through the x-ray machine at the airport!!!! i mean, securing the homeland is important or whatever, but, a baby? dude.
times square really loses its appeal on the third trip into the city in three days, but damn those fancypants charmin restrooms are incredible. in any other place i would run away immediately if someone was encouraging me to pee with song and dance.
there's gonna be a FOURTH die hard movie. die hard was the first R rated flick i ever saw as a little kid so you can imagine my excitement. unfortunately, john mclane is now bald and i can already predict the 'let's shoot up these freedom hating terrorists!' script.
why haven't i been successful on jdate? i just can't seem to figure that one out yet. ok ok so i'm kidding about this one.
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