4.22.2007

overheard in the vatican

pope dude: "unbaptized babies and everyone living before a human blood offering appeased the gods will be in an eternal state of neither bliss nor hellish pain."

dwindling followers: "dude. baptism is so last season."

pope dude: " ok ok, we'll change our truth to be more accomodating. please don't leave!?"

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