hmmm

so i was reading the news and saw that the head of BP had to resign after lying about a gay affair with a canadian. now i guess with left wing liberal fanatics running the media these days people's sex lives and sexuality just might be considered their own business but a man in his position should have known not to fuck a canadian.

a friend of mine was saying how turned off he was when after having sex with a girl he met online, he cracked a joke and she uttered the im-word "lol" in response. he would have wondered what the world was coming to had that situation been true. unfortunately he was actually just masturbating over the facebook profile of a girl he'd never met and had allowed the fantasy to carry on too long.

i am trying to write a screenplay for a movie that is half ennui half action. the protagonist would be a disillusioned young male artist called Jacques Phallus.