8.15.2007

punned it commentary, if you will

you know, well actually you don't know because i haven't told you yet, but you will soon. the real problem with the alleged clash of civilizations between the crackers in the western societies and the ragheads in the couple eastern theocracies is that the honkies, panicking because their empire is going bald, are pretending to want to spread their seeds of "democracy" in an attempt to show that they are still somewhat virile amongst all the emerging nations with raging libidos.

coincidentally they would need strategic access to and control over the middle east crude oil/energy corridor: that heaven sent special offer viagra/lube combo that will help to counteract the decline of once tumescent industrial nation hegemony.

what they are in denial about though is that the cosmetic-if-not-fatuous democracy they practice is actually just lipstick on an obese plutocratic pig... and DUH! sand niggaz don't eat pig! it's not halal you dumb-asses. how the war hawks could not have seen such a simple truth while fabricating laughable stories for invasion is beyond me, though at 5 ft 6.5 in, that's not too much of a stretch.

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