Al-Gangster

thanks to mos def on bill maher's show for this idea: what if rival gangsters and thugs were to incorporate video and audio media to communicate their battles for dominance the way terrorists do?

location: malik jones secret spot
[malik sits in front a bullet riddled wall on a dark street, reading into a camera he just jacked from a punk ass fool:]

" yeah yeah. dis be malik jones, aka brooklyn's grimiest. i just wanna shout out my homies mortar and pestle. but, nah son, this is about you, t-hog. t-hog, you been encroachin' on my block for the last two weeks son and niggaz ain't havin' that shit, son! daz why i made this video and put it up on youtube for all the gangsters to know that malik jones don't play that shit. t-hog, if you don't get your crew to step off my turf by, in the next week, man... i'm gon come for you nigga, i'm comin' for YOU, son. that's right you heard it first here, i'm gon kill t-hog and his crew wherever they be."

a couple days later....

location: t-hog's block
[t-hog and his crew of anal-z-ysts are viewing malik's video threat, reviewing it for clues.]

"that nigga bluffin' man. see dat sweat peepin' out from under his doo-rag. shiiit. he trippin' yo. what.. what the hell? do you hear that in the background? sounds like the J train son. run dat shit back. now cross-reference that shit with the graffiti and bullet holes on the wall. i wanna know all the blocks near J train stops where they use that kinda ammunition son. shit, enroach, mutha fucka imma show you how to encroach up in here! the hog nation ain't nuthin to fuck wit! arrrf! arrrf! arrrrf!" [t-hog barks.]