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area nerd feels slightly intellectually stimulated while jerking off over tina fey.

rudolph giuliani confesses to vandalism of hundreds of 711 signs before SC primary.

writer's strike remains unresolved. talk show hosts reportedly "not getting as much ass."

danny de vito given lifetime award "best celebrity pronunciation of the word 'whore'."

area nice guy's sensitivity "truly cherished" by cheating girlfriend.