Viagra for the Soul

do you suffer from free market anxiety? have the booms and busts of capitalism given you mood swings? be depressed no more! take control with STALINOL!

STALINOL provides powerful wartime and peacetime relief to various market democracy symptoms - rampant inequality, free speech, restless wealth syndrome. STALINOL's patented release technology rations just the right amount of cure you need to execute all your complaints.

side effects may include famine, purges, forced labor / menstrual cramps. if you have an election lasting longer than four hours, or any election at all, please see one of our agents as this may be a sign of serious complications.

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(may also be marketed as MARXIUM or COMMUNEX.)