deep throughts

i'm the kind of guy who don't follow nobodys rule's, be they about grammar or society's idea of commitment in love and relationships. i'm a free spirit; when i have sex i want it No Strings Attached. this is the primary reason i don't fuck puppets.

when you think about it, you always find skeletons in the closet. so for all intents and purposes skeletons are queer. yet still modern movies don't accurately portray this.

i don't get that old joke about the two nuns taking a bath where one says "where's the soap?" and the other replies "it does. doesn't it?" here is my funnier version. two nuns are taking a bath. the first nun says, "where's the soap?" the second one replies, "in my vagina." haha, it's funny because it's true.