deep throughts: christmas

some people say "it's not the gift, it's the thought." but i say both the gift AND the thought should be worth something. that's why, honey, this christmas i'm gonna get you that abortion.

the mainstream media made fun of sarah palin for shooting moose from a helicopter, as if hunting from a helicopter is strange. what they didn't realize was that it made COMPLETE sense because she was actually hunting reindeer.

i think society should be consistent when re-dedicating holidays. christmas to xmas. indian arrival day to arrival day. hanukkah to jews-are-the-cause-of-all-wars.