the sexist scientist

did you know that (1) women's shopping sprees can be linked to their periods? and (2) a good spanking may make you closer to your spouse? this may help explain why women who live together buy the same overpriced handbags and why rihanna still loves chris brown.

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a tangential note: at the most fertile points of the menstrual cycle (prior to and around ovulation) women tend to have "more feminine" or higher pitched voices and are more attracted to rudebwoys. so guys, listen closely for those frequency cues, flirt aggressively, and send her off to the mall with a pat on the butt. if it's a really heavy flow, make it an outlet mall.

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also, i'm pretty sure science will one day prove kanye west is the biggest battybwoy i've ever seen. first clue: he calls himself the "louis vuitton don".