deep throughts: hater-blockers

man i love the club because i get to wear my hater-blockers. for all you haters out there, you probably have never seen me with my hater-blockers on because, not only do they identify and block out the haters from my vision, they also make me invisible to haters. scientists and shit say wearing frosted dark glasses in an under-lit environment just makes it "hard to see anybody". that doesn't make my point moot; it just means that science proves everyone be hating on me at the club. i love you, hater-blockers. you make me wanna wear several collared shirts and pop them all.