Joe Gun VS Joe Control

guy1: i don't know. i feel safer with a gun in my home.
guy2: well i for one think the gov't should control that shit.
guy1: but it's for my own personal protection! that should always be a right.
guy2: the gov't can't afford to have everyday folks packing heat all the time!
guy1: but i should be able to defend myself!
guy2: i for one won't feel safe with you packing. do you have a gun on you right now?
guy1: no. why?
guy2: cuz i'm bout to rob you bitch! what you got? a rolex. give it. take off them gators too man, this ain't the steve irwin special.